Rach Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023  There’s no doubt about it, this city is lacking venues (and booty). We’re here to change that sad, sad fact! Our statistics say unemployment rates will decrease for all the sexy people, and leave the ugly ones in the gutter - perfect right? The Strip Club will be legal in its proceedings and on its property, although what our employees get up to in their freetime ain’t our business… Our aim is to keep the club safe and respectable for both employees and staff, with bouncers equipped to wham bam knock out anyone who steps out of line. This venue is a great opportunity for interaction, events and most importantly fun and as you will see, we are the best people for the job! We've both spent countless hours thinking of fresh ways to run our strip club and we'll let you in on one secret we plan on implementing... A ticket system which exchanges your cash for our own currency. This means you can purchase our services all night without having to get your tooshy out your chair! We plan on one guaranteed event per week (revolving around weekends) and the club is opened at any other point (as and when staff are available) to open for standard hours. Take a look and find out what we're all about! Written by Twinkle Tits, edited by Sugar Lips, and directed by the both of us xx Twinkle Tits and Sugar Lips (the terrible twins) aren’t quite sure where they were born, both children were shipped off by their estranged mother at the age of 5. Twinkle was adopted into a family in the hills, whilst Sugar found herself in Grapeseed… yes. Mansions and class vs cows and barns. Fastforward to their 20s, the twins were reunited by their love of strip clubs, somehow their pole dancing was inherent. Twinkle Tits and Sugar Lips found themselves in the bustling city of Los Santos, drawn to the bright lights and laughter of the infamous strip club known as Hornbills; mainly infamous for having no bloody strippers. This night was an exception… an EMS Christmas Party where somehow respectable doctors and nurses transformed into raunchy twerkers. Twinkle and Sugar’s eyes met somewhere between Ranveer’s ass and the stage. They were identical (apart from Sugar’s botched nose job). It was then that they worked to remember their past, although they could never track down their mother, it seemed she moved on every few days. Both Twins bonded over their love of shaking booty, and hatched a plan to bring the community of Los Santos together through this shared passion... "It also helps that our (they say very distant) family have run a successful business since 2021, a pretty little kitty cafe. Although it is a lot less raunchy - we have the tips and tricks from them to keep things buzzing." - Twinkle  Owners Twinkle Tits Sugar Lips Managers Glitter Bits Supervisors (TBD) Security David Jones Big Shaq Tanner Tits Alan Beads Ash Kan Ricki Sparkles Niki Minaj Aries Aldebrandi Jurgen Esper Big Tyrone Shay Romanov Dan Gibbler Performers Caleya Leakes Caresha Leakes Nortay Nips Coco Kitty Chloe Ray Ricki Sparkles Cunni Lingus Thicc Habibi Walter Bunny Aphrodite Bliss Bartenders Bella Poarch Happy Ending Gabbi Controller Trainees  We are hiring! If our amazing talent has inspired you, please apply below… just not if your talents don’t shine in the looks department xx https://forms.gle/aJmksX4L9qRbTqDs6 And join our discord server, prospective employees and guests welcome! https://discord.gg/gRbqXe9GNj Our beautiful performers range in their attire for themes and parties, but we love to use a signature purple!  Our Security can be found in glorious turtle necks and battle vests, equipped for anything.  Our baristas/bartenders will always be showing off some purple in elegant attire. Thank you for taking the time to read and (hopefully) show your support! We are grateful for any feedback sent our way. We're mega professional, just look at the business cards. 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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