Come everyone to Horny’s!
Who is tired of showing up to a restaurant with no workers?
Expired food? A thing of the past!
The Grand Reopening of Horny’s with more active, (and let's be honest, more honorable) Staff!!
Same great food!
Everything from Horny’s breakfast who is guaranteed to get you up in the morning!
To the Horn Burger which is Grilled in Organic Beef Bone Marrow!
The true Beef with the Bone.
Many other options available, for example wonderful Nuggies to delicious Tacos!
Who wouldn't want a nice warm Taco!
Obviously followed by our made to order fresh Cream Pies!
We will cream for you!
Cannot forget all of the refreshing Slushies, (four amazing flavours!)
Blueberry!
Lemon!
Lime!
Strawberry!
Perfect for when you need to cool down!
Meet The Owners!!
Jason Crims. (bigpenguin7571)
Naomi Razor. (razorblarg)
Jason comes from a family of fast food establishments. Started off as a busboy, moved his way up through the ranks of dishwasher, server, cook and manager. When he moved here from his home country of Scotland, he came in search of a new adventure, and ended up a lowly cook at UWU.
Naomi comes from a long line of paramedics, and after her family hounded her into the role, she was fired for developing a ketamine addiction. Kicked out of home and looking for a new start, she ended up at UWU.
That's where we met.
Slaving away trying to keep the dying business afloat with no management in sight. The Long hours, and the endless purring with almost no reward was quickly driving us mad.
While we enjoy the work we wanted to make a bigger difference in
Los Santos. After many years of saving and planning.
We purchased Horny’s together!
The love of the food and Innuendos, Horny’s was made for us!
The Staff
Manager
Samuel Williams. (jazzyboobear)
The fall of a learning cop into a food enthusiast.
Once upon a time in the bustling city of Los Santos, there lived a determined young man named Samuel Williams. From a young age, he dreamed of donning a police uniform and serving his community. As soon as he graduated from high school, he eagerly enrolled in the police academy, ready to embark on a career of justice and heroism.
However, life had other plans for Samuel. The intense physical and mental challenges of the academy proved to be more daunting than he anticipated. Despite his best efforts, Samuel struggled to keep up with the rigorous training and demanding curriculum. As the days turned into weeks, and the weeks into months, it became clear that his dream of becoming a police officer was slipping away.
Heartbroken and disillusioned, Samuel faced a crossroads in his life. Unsure of where to turn, he stumbled upon an opportunity that seemed worlds away from his original aspirations. A local fast-food restaurant, "Horny’s," was in desperate need of a line cook. With little to lose and bills piling up, Samuel applied for the position. and to his luck he received the job. The new experience of working at such a place awakened a new passion in his heart, a passion for food and serving customers with a filling meal. Over the years his passion and work ethic got him to land the position as a close friend of the owners and manager over the team.
Food Service Team!
Head chef - Erik Todd.
Line cook - James Franklin.
Kitchen Porter - Available
Waiter - Markus Kane.
Cashier - Available
Catering!
We look forward to providing food and refreshments for all events!
Big or small.
Horny’s can handle them all.
